Your Daily FoodScope for May 16, 2022
Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
It won't be long before you have guests showing up at your door, so be prepared. You'll be tempted to make healthy treats, such as fruit kabobs and salad, but where's the fun in that? It's a party, so why not make all those rich desserts you don't want to have to eat alone?
Taurus
The light of the moon will invoke your inner carnivore, and here come those cravings again. You won't be able to suppress them and you'll savagely go in search of prey. You'll find it at the local steakhouse, and a thick juicy porterhouse will have you howling with delight. Just remember to shave before you go out.
Gemini
Friends will be amazed by the authenticity of your character today. But you won't have the heart to tell them that you're not being 100 percent honest, and that you've just polished off a big pile of barbecued spare ribs.
Cancer
Do anything but stick to the ordinary today. Deviled eggs can be taken to the next level with a garnish of bacon and avocado whipped into the yolks instead of mayo. They will get raves reviews!
Leo
You may jinx yourself tonight. You'll expect fiery treats like stuffed jalapenos or fiery chili con carne. But when you see the veggie platter, tofu burgers and faux beef meatballs, you'll think you actually are in hell!
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Virgo
Battles might erupt at your home today when it becomes apparent that you're about to run out of food. Your roomies will fight over the last pot sticker, and you might get into a tussle of your own as you reach for the last chicken quesadilla.
Libra
It could be scary business tonight if you're not prepared. Running out of the main dish could make for a hellish night. Lock the doors and turn out the lights should that happen. After all, they won't take kindly to being given bottles of Kalamata olives and pearl onions.
Scorpio
Plans tonight? Be careful as you make the round of parties. Get too close to the candles keeping the Swedish meatballs and bacon-cheese spread warm, and you could suddenly flame on, just like the Human Torch from The Fantastic Four. Kidding - but tempers are hot.
Sagittarius
Romance can bloom at any time, even the grocery store. If you're single, today could be your lucky day. How to spot them? That'll be evident when you're the only ones snacking on the free samples. Oh, how the tongues will wag when everyone sees you two check out together.
Capricorn
The ancient Celts believed the head was the most powerful part of the body. So give a nod to our ancient ancestors and carve out a pumpkin, roast a head of cauliflower, or chop up a fine salad with a head of butter lettuce.
Aquarius
Feel that spark in the air? You, too, can use electricity to help you create appetizer masterpieces for your next party. Microwave crab dip, stuffed mushrooms, pigs in a blanket and cheese scones are just a few. Use your imagination; you'll be shocked at what you come up with.
Pisces
Angels become devils and sinners saints on this most ambiguous of nights. No one is what they seem, so don't take anyone or anything at face value. The same will apply to the takeout you bring home. Most dishes will be loaded with salt, so eat sparingly, or better yet, add vegetables.
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