Your Daily FoodScope for July 05, 2022
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Aries
You may have to force-feed yourself on people today, but they won't be biting. No matter how much sweet and gooey chocolate sauce you heap on top, people will still turn their noses at what you're serving. Could be time to whip up a new menu.
Taurus
Spend your day indulging in culinary decadence. Start off with eggs benedict at your favorite brunch spot, followed by chocolate and champagne in the park, then a wonderful dinner of kebabs and hummus at a Mediterranean eatery. Don't feel guilty about splurging. You can always go to the gym tomorrow.
Gemini
Not thinking for yourself could have you winding up as a bird in someone else's cage. The decor won't be so bad, but the constant diet of seeds offers little in real nutritional value. Look for a way out today, or the next thing you know it'll be off with your head and into the oven with you.
Cancer
People will love whatever you dish out today, no matter how bizarre. In fact, they may ask you to put even more tentacles in their stew. Enjoy this magic touch today, but realize it won't last forever, and they'll be blaming you for the latest outbreak of botulism later.
Leo
Today may not be a good one for overindulging. Your taste for great food and wine means you sometimes can't say no, and you might as well be wearing a feedbag. Slow down and savor what you eat and drink today. You'll appreciate the subtleties while giving your expanding waistline a break.
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Virgo
You don't even have to leave your town to experience the great flavors of the world. Skip some of the more favored international fares today, and seek out something truly exotic. There's bound to be a nice Filipino restaurant near you. Try the mechado and lumpia.
Libra
You may meet someone with whom you'll feel an instant rapport. You two will go together like chocolate and strawberries, and your flavors always seem to gel. Don't bite off more than you chew, though. Keep things soft and fluffy like cotton candy for now. Don't worry, things will sweeten up before you know it.
Scorpio
Your day will be like an episode of Hell's Kitchen, complete with demeaning F-word laden insults. Before the day is done you'll want to ram a kitchen plunger down someone's throat. But think twice before going toe to toe with your antagonist. You don't want to wind up with egg on your face.
Sagittarius
Sometimes you have to read the menu deeply to see exactly what you're getting. There may be minor ingredients you don't like, or worse, are allergic to. Do your research before digging in today. It could keep your face from swelling up like a watermelon.
Capricorn
Remember to relax today. Turn off the phone, pull the blinds down, and get decadent! No one from the gym will see you gorge on that box of chocolates. But greet the pizza delivery guy wearing a fake glasses/nose/moustache combo, just in case.
Aquarius
You wouldn't go to a dinner party and rub pot roast all over your chest. That would be weird. But a deep-seeded need to embrace your eccentric side may have you doing that and other strange acts today. Keep your indulgences to the privacy of your home today, and don't accept any dinner invitations.
Pisces
You may be trying to lure someone into your romantic web through poetry and other words of beauty. But your lousy syntax and childish rhyming keeps them from taking you seriously. Create a romantic dinner for them instead, and they may suddenly be singing your praises.
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