Your Daily FoodScope for August 18, 2022
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Aries
Your penchant for independent thought will bring you success today. But afterward you'll want to do as little thinking as possible. So pop a frozen pizza in the oven and kick back to mindless TV. It may not be the healthiest dinner, but you won't even be thinking about that.
Taurus
Risks won't pay off today. With this knowledge in mind, keep things safe and status quo. Don't drop your guard once home, however. Danger could lurk in the refrigerator, so have a cup of noodles for dinner. It doesn't get much safer that that.
Gemini
You'll make others laugh today with your endless jokes and buffoonery. But then you'll get serious with an intense workout session and brisk run. Be sure to follow that up with a protein and carb-based recovery meal. Whole-wheat spaghetti and lean meatballs could be fun.
Cancer
You'll feel your chi being disrupted today. You won't be able to form cohesive thoughts as concentration wanes. You can salvage this day with an energy-packed lunch of tuna of sourdough, green salad and a fruit smoothie. If that doesn't restore your chi, nothing will.
Leo
Don't let birdbrains bother you today even though they'll be flitting everywhere. Have your revenge later in the day by lustily devouring a roasted chicken. Your payback may be strictly symbolic, but it'll beat the crow you'll be forced to eat if you publicly lash out at them.
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Virgo
Visions of busting out of the office will be compromised by responsibilities. Be satisfied with staring out the window dreamily. You'll get your chance to enjoy the great outdoors later when you spark up the grill, toss on some wonderful tri-tip and enjoy a steak dinner as the sun goes down.
Libra
The boss will be responsive to your high ideas today. Guide them to fruition and your stock will rise. But don't let ego deflate your gains. Avoid splashing out at a four star and dine at the corner Chinese restaurant whence you came. The chow mein and egg roll will suddenly taste like success.
Scorpio
Be your own person today. Blend in with the flock and you'll lose your precious identity. They may see you as odd, but that's okay. While you're lunching on a healthy chicken breast sandwich on whole grain they'll be wolfing down burgers and wondering why they're constipated.
Sagittarius
Expect the unexpected today. Being prepared for a crisis could keep you from crashing should they arise. So if the boss invites you to lunch at a fast food restaurant, pray that it offers chicken that's not deep-fried or salad that's not smothered in creamy dressing.
Capricorn
Through sheer perseverance you'll make the impossible possible today. But this may not work for you at home as smoke pours from the oven. But Plan B is as close as your phone and the number of the nearest Chinese delivery.
Aquarius
Surround yourself with those who share your values today. Mingling with like-minded people means your decisions won't be challenged. So expect no resistance if you suggest lunch at a Thai restaurant with curry dishes that are positively fiery. Best of all, they'll like it and want to go back again.
Pisces
Pay attention to what you do today. Drifting through the day will likely result in mistakes and miscues. Save being dim for after work at your favorite sports pub. There's nothing more brainless than nachos and beer while watching an excruciatingly dull game.
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