Your Daily FoodScope for April 17, 2022
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Aries
Real problems will demand real solutions today. Some of them won't be for the faint of heart, but you'll tackle them with the aplomb of a superhero! You'll build up quite a hunger today, so fortify yourself with an energy-packed baked trout dinner and a side of steamed spinach.
Taurus
Your emotions will run deep today, as deep as the sea teaming with tuna, red snapper, shellfish and all other manner of submariners that are delicious when grilled, broiled or stir-fried and served with oyster stew and a lemon wedge. What are you waiting for? The water's fine, so dive in!
Gemini
You'll have too many items on your plate today, and you may not be able to pass some of them off on others. So hunker down and crank out as much as you can. You'll leave work with a sense of a job well done, and a hunger for frizzled beef in a thick sauce over home fries, even though breakfast was hours ago.
Cancer
Give a downhearted friend a shoulder to cry on today. That's always better over food, and treating your friend to a home-cooked baked ziti dinner could be the best thing to happen to them in weeks.
Leo
You may learn a tough lesson in humility today. Eating whole jalapeno peppers on a dare may have seemed like a funny idea at the time, but now you're in hell. But downing water will only intensify the heat. Eat complex carbs like a slice or bread or rice instead. The starches will put out the fire in a matter of minutes.
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Virgo
Don't tackle new ventures today; you'll get more satisfaction by sticking with what you know. Adhere to this philosophy later when dining at a Japanese restaurant. You'll be tempted to try the chirashizushi, oshizushi and others things you barely pronounce, but play it safe and stick with the bento box.
Libra
You usually keep your cool when things don't progress as you would like. But today could be different as the line at the bakery won't seem to move at all. You'll get nervous as you see that stack of freshly baked cheese croissants grow rapidly smaller, and your chances of being shut out rise with each passing second.
Scorpio
Reality and fantasy will collide today. You may delude yourself into thinking that a burrito with the works is part of a healthy diet, but the truth is just the opposite. But if you eliminate the cheese, sour cream and guacamole, your fantasy could indeed become a reality.
Sagittarius
Eating a healthy breakfast may not be enough to get you revved up today. So you may have a hard time concentrating on the tasks at hand. But avoid the urge to slug down caffeine or eat chocolate as a means of quick energy. Mango slices or an apple with a glass of water will be a healthier way to keep your focus.
Capricorn
Incompetent co-workers will really get your quills up today. But throwing a temper tantrum won't make you feel any better. Focus on your work instead and brew a big pot of tea. It'll soothe your nerves until quitting time and your weekly anger management session.
Aquarius
A tight budget could force frugality today. Use what money you have to make smart and healthy choices at the grocery store. A pre-roasted chicken can be used in salads, soups or sandwiches, guaranteeing you healthy lunches and dinners for rest of the week.
Pisces
You may feel like you're walking in a strange and murky world today. That's what you get for blowing off breakfast again. A cup of strong Colombian coffee will be a temporary fix, but it's a poor substitute for food. Sneak out to the corner street vendor for a Polish sausage, a soft pretzel or anything else that will tide you over until lunch.
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