Your Daily DogScope for November 27, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
It's the same very day: your owners leave, you enter the depths of depression and then you see the light. If that light turns out to be the mail or an old shoe, your owners have no one to blame but themselves.
Taurus
Your fine-tuned senses make you seem like a mystic, but you're just being practical. Nonetheless, let the humans be spooked. They'll take your advice that much more seriously.
Gemini
Strangers will stop and stare, and rightly so. Stalking prey is poetry in motion, and being stuffed doesn't make it any less desirable. Make it a visceral experience.
Cancer
You can sense something is in the bottom of a puddle, and you -- you must know. Your human may never understand your motivation, but that shouldn't stop you from connecting with the depths.
Leo
Your unassuming nature gets turned on its head every day when the light of your life walks in the door. This doesn't stoke your human's arrogance, though, so enjoy their equivalent response.
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Virgo
Your human may not be a gifted psychotherapist, but they can tell when you're down in the dumps. They're not sure what you need, so make it clear: communion with other dogs.
Libra
Steady as she goes. Keep your intensity in check. The key to a happy day is balance; so spend some time lounging on the couch, in or out of sight.
Scorpio
For non-dog types, you're a mystery as scary as a sea dragon in a lake beneath them. Use some creativity to float their boat, and you'll have a little fun in the process.
Sagittarius
When your owner is in a slump, you know just how to get them motivated. A long walk will get them revved up to start the day, so demand one.
Capricorn
You're even better than a psychoanalyst. You've got your human figure out from head to foot. Now if only you could come up with a way of communicating your findings.
Aquarius
When your humans aren't home the castle is all yours, with strings attached. You're their ears and eyes, so bark for those who are not there to use their voice.
Pisces
You reign supreme in Neptune's domain. That is, you can smell a fish. Your owner can't figure it out, so spare them the barb. Bark until you get your message across.
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