Your Daily DogScope for May 24, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Your owners like to pretend they're your parents, but you're in on the whole thing. Go ahead; indulge their strange emotional needs. Then shepherd them where they need to be.
Taurus
No matter how happy and secure you may be, put on a show of discontent. The humans are bending over backwards to make sure your needs are met today, so ham it up.
Gemini
A less adaptable dog wouldn't be able to make the most of the day, but you have what it takes to enjoy yourself no matter what you face. A long stretch on the couch is the same as a romp in a grassy field. Expect either or neither.
Cancer
You have the perfect solution to shyness -- retracting into your shell. After all, you're not the sign of the crab for nothing. Your doghouse is the perfect retreat for the day. Enjoy.
Leo
The perfectly planned and executed walks are getting a bit dull. You long for something spontaneous instead of the controlled events they've become. For that, you'll have to slip your collar and bolt.
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Virgo
Your family gatherings can be amusing for more reasons than one. That some walk on four legs and some upright is just the tip of the iceberg. The common denominator is drawing smiles from distant relatives today.
Libra
You don't need to rescue someone from a burning house to feel useful today. You're noticing all the smaller things life has to offer. A bowl of chow, a pat on the head -- what more could any dog need to feel appreciated?
Scorpio
You know just which heart strings to tug on to get your way. It's figuring out what you want in the first place that's the problem. If it's a toss up between a long walk and a juicy treat, you don't have much to complain about.
Sagittarius
Not every day can be a bright and sunny one. You and your owner are somehow mismatched today. It has to happen sometimes. Deal with the tug of war you're stuck with.
Capricorn
Don't take it personally. Sometimes a 'No Dogs' sign has nothing to do with you. In fact, most times. No one is as focused on you as your human is, and today that's a consolation.
Aquarius
Your humans are busy fixing things around the house, but what about working on their health? Isn't exercise on their to do list? Don't hesitate to remind them, on the off chance they've forgotten.
Pisces
A bit of mystery is just what you need to stir the pot. Your first goal of the day is to get yourself on the trail of one. Once you're following the scent, the rest if pure entertainment.
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