Your Daily DogScope for May 22, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
If you expect something from your human, make sure you're clear about it. They can stare at the computer all week for all you care, but today you deserve some attention. Do what you have to do to get it.
Taurus
Loyal you are, dependable you are, but artistic -- not so much. When your owner puts on the beret, all you want to do is bark. It could be any odd piece of clothing that sets you off.
Gemini
There are lots of things going on in the doghouse, but they all involve people. You can hang out and meet lots of them, or you can slip out unnoticed and spend the day with your four-legged friends. Either way, enjoy.
Cancer
Walking on the wild side does look fun, but you can't be both a wild animal and a wallflower at the same time. You'll have to come out of your shell. It takes but a split second of effort.
Leo
You contribute in your own unique way when your humans have a party. In fact, they count on you to do some socializing. Don't forget to collect your pay, in your own special way, of course.
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Virgo
Your owner needs some time to go over work issues, but know when to cut them off. Downtime and family time are necessary, too. When the time comes, be cold and logical about it.
Libra
You communicate your innermost self each and every day, in everything you do. But someone important is finally picking up on it. It feels good to be loved for the dog you are.
Scorpio
Your owner is reading right down to the fine print. If it's a contract, then more power to them. But if it's the newspaper, then let them know when it's time to get a move on.
Sagittarius
No one in the doghouse can complain of being bored today. There's just too much going on for that kind of whining. There is room for whining over other things, though, so make sure you get what you want.
Capricorn
Yes, you can sit patiently under the table for your humans to discard the extras, but shouldn't dinner include every member of the doghouse? Don't start chewing this tired old bone again. Just lay this one to rest.
Aquarius
Communicating with your own owner is never a problem. But when it comes to other humans, you have to get a bit more creative than you're used to. In fact, you'll have to forge an entirely new intellectual connection.
Pisces
If you usually know just the right gesture, today you're wildly off base. Be careful what you do around other dogs. Even the slightest misstep spells trouble.
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