Your Daily DogScope for May 18, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
When will your hard work pay off? You're gnawing on one of your possessions but it's slow going. It may seem like you'll never get to the end. On the bright side, someone more logical would think that was a benefit.
Taurus
Life in the doghouse can be confusing. Some days it's hard to imagine how one of your owners can relate to the other. But today there's romance in the air. Get in on some of the affection.
Gemini
You, fickle? Not possible. When you make a commitment, you're like a dog with a bone. In fact, that's just what you are today. Enjoy.
Cancer
Your humans are counting on you to be as charming as possible tonight, but what's the payoff for you? If they're having a dinner party, the answer is obvious. If it's some other type of socializing, be sure to negotiate beforehand.
Leo
You're the boss in some circles, and in others you answer to authority. You want to be the former today. Stick with your packmates if you just don't have the heart to submit.
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Virgo
Soul searching is nothing new to you. It's what you find there that knocks you for a loop. If you never knew you were born to be a good dog, you'll learn a thing or two today.
Libra
You're well versed in the unspoken challenges or assumptions of authority. So when you feel something under the surface in the doghouse, you know just what it is. Sit back and watch your clueless humans figure it out.
Scorpio
You live for contests, but you have no opposition to go up against today. You'll just have to settle for something less competitive, like chewing a bone. How doggy of you.
Sagittarius
How can you not overeat? With what's in your bowl today, that would be impossible. The best you can hope for is minimal regrets. Go ahead, chow down.
Capricorn
It takes some creativity to enjoy your day, but luckily for you, you have quite a wide artistic streak. Your owner, however, is your harshest critic. Prepare to put on a good show.
Aquarius
Anyone would get a bit oddball with the amount of time you spend alone each day. The weekends hardly wash off all the eccentricity but they go a long way. Hold out for one more day.
Pisces
All the dominoes are being set up in a row, readied for a big fall. Don't be the one to tip the first one, on purpose or by accident. Stay clear of the whole event and leave the disaster to the humans.
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