Your Daily DogScope for January 27, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Embrace new ideas, in whatever form. Computers may distract your human more than the telephone, but they ultimately free up some time to spend with you. Enjoy the extra walks.
Taurus
You'll be wishing for slack for a different reason today. Your owner is racing ahead for a change, and you'll have a hard time keeping up. You'll get more exercise than you bargained for.
Gemini
Is that flirting or just chatting? Keeping close tabs on your human is next to impossible today. There is too much going on for you to monitor it all, so don't waste time trying.
Cancer
It's up to you to be in charge of your owner. With no other voices of authority, it falls on your shoulders. Exercise is the best way to clear their heads, so drag them out.
Leo
Going to the dog park should be about fun, but some humans are busy giving lectures. Ignore their attempts at regulating your social life, and focus on your packmates instead.
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Virgo
If you bark the wrong way, all you-know-what will break loose. And if you keep quiet, the same will happen. Do your best, because no one can avoid the doo doo today.
Libra
There is plenty of good energy around the doghouse for everyone to have a good time. If your owners prefers intellectualizing, then let them. But if you prefer enjoying the buzz with exercise, go for it.
Scorpio
Your human needs to read the fine print. That means they need some time to focus. Let them, even if that means jumping the fence to leave them in peace.
Sagittarius
Your owner has made their point, and it's time to stop talking about it! Don't they ever get bored with the chatter? Drop the leash at their feet so they remember there are other ways of enjoying life.
Capricorn
Don't let your human take along any extra tack. You need to travel light if you're going to get off the ground at all. Enjoy the freedom of only you, your human, the leash and the breeze.
Aquarius
You and your human can usually read each other's minds, but not today. You'll have to come up with creative ways to communicate even the simplest things. Whining won't do the trick.
Pisces
Everyone around you is feeling over sensitive. Put the whole picture on mute. In other words, it's the perfect day to stay in the doghouse alone, and do nothing at all.
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