60 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things People Actually Posted On The Internet In 2022

2022: What a dumb year! Don't believe me? Well, take a look at what these folks had to say...

1.On heroes:

Person misspelling "damsel in distress" as "damsel in this dress"

2.On the world's best smell:

Someone thinking potpourri is spelled "poop puree"

3.On internet likes:

Person saying "Al Gore rhythm" instead of "algorithm"

4.On atoms:

Person who says atoms don't exist because "gold is made of gold" and "copper is made of copper"

5.On manners:

"And who said shivery is dead"

6.On gravy:

Person who misspells connoisseur as contesewer

7.On television:

Person who doesn't understand how TVs are measured
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8.On construction:

Someone asking for a "heavy Judy drill" instead of "heavy duty drill" "2Mara"
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9.On the letter T:

Someone thinking the word "teeth" starts and ends with a t

10.On the end of days:

Person misspelling "rapture" in a doomsday convo

11.On ear pain:

Person misspelling legitimately as "ligmentlly"

12.On the worst possible place for salt:

Person saying salt in the womb instead of wound
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13.On overhearing:

Person misspelling eavesdropper as "ease dropper"

14.On phone damage:

Person trying to screenshot their phone to show a crack

15.On beauty:

Person misspelling aesthetic as asthmatic

16.On signing:

Person misspelling sign language as silent language

17.On tragedy:

Person misspelling sucker punch as soccer punch

18.On Halloween:

Person misspelling trick-or-treaters as trigger treaters
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19.On gas:

Person misspelling pneumonia as ammonia

20.On language:

Person thinking the word "aloha" is Spanish

21.On cookies:

Someone calling macadamia nut "Michael Damien nut"

22.On gas prices:

Someone saying "ass nine" instead of asinine
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23.On the best of the best:

Person saying cream dollar cream instead of creme de la creme

24.On musical instruments:

Facebook Marketplace ad for a violin that reads "violent"
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25.On breakfast:

Person called lobster linguine "lobster lingerie"
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26.On those we lost:

Person mixing up "obituary" with "a bitch you worried"
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27.On manners:

Person saying "stand office" instead of standoffish

28.On the English language:

Person mixing up synonyms and cinnamons
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29.On chairs with nothing to lose:

Facebook Marketplace ad reading "black mesh egomaniac" chair instead of "ergonomic"
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30.On the Queen's legacy:

person calling the roaring 20s the rolling 20s
Twitter

31.On pasta provocativeness:

Person saying his girl is walkin' around in her linguine instead of lingerie
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32.On delicious bread:

Person saying gargling bread instead of garlic

33.On the beauty of language:

Person saying "anal orgy" instead of analogy

34.On pets:

Person saying "all utensil purposes" instead of "all intents and purposes"
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35.On auctions:

A person selling a decrepit couch to the "lowest bitter" instead of bidder

36.On simple instructions:

A note telling people to press the "buzzard" instead of the buzzer

37.On confidence:

Person referring to people who suffer from "low shelf and steam" instead of low self-esteem
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38.On the cosmos:

Person misspelling meteor shower as "meat or shower"

39.On the worst kinda crowd:

Person misspelling sauerkraut as sour crowd

40.On the most perfect condition something can be in:

Person advertising a Nintendo product in "Christine" condition instead of pristine
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41.On desolation:

Person saying double "on tundra" instead of entendre

42.On England:

Person thanking gun ownership for no longer being under English rule posts the Liberian flag instead of US flag

43.On currency:

Person who does not know the British pound is a type of currency

44.On stunning sights:

Person who says they were taken a bath instead of taken aback

45.On seriousness:

For sale sign for "serious injuries only" instead of inquiries

46.On preferences:

Person who says couples tea instead of cup of tea

47.On foresight:

Person who says they're "Claire buoyant" instead of clairvoyant

48.On publishing:

Person mixing up pamphlet and pan flip

49.On disagreements:

Person who says "oh count rare" instead of au contraire

50.On movie times:

Person mixing up matinee and manatee

51.On butts:

Sign from management saying to "distinguish" your cigarette instead of extinguish

52.On illnesses:

Someone spelling salmonella as "sally manilla"

53.On aunts:

Someone who thinks the word entrepreneur is spelled "aunt rap runner"

54.On laundry sales:

Facebook Marketplace ad for a washing machine spelling it "watch her machine"

55.On water supply:

Person misspelling ocean as "oat shin"

56.On ailments:

Person misspelling asthma (or maybe eczema?) as "eggsthma" in "It could be eggthsma I have it too!"

57.On toilet flora:

Person referring to "toilet trees" instead of toiletries

58.On dinner:

Person talking about leftover strum bowling instead of "stromboli"

59.On comfortable seating:

Facebook Marketplace ad for a bench that reads "branch"

60.And on partners:

Person saying never take your partner "for grandad" instead of "for granted"

Ain't it the truth.

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