50 Times Customers Proved Yet Again That They Are The Dumbest People On The Planet

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If you work or have ever worked in the service industry, it's no secret that one of the worst parts of the job can be the people you have to deal with every single day.

Here's proof that customers can be some of the dumbest people on the planet:

1.On pizza sizes:

customer who doesn't understand inches

2.On fries:

customer not knowing the difference between straight and curly fries

3.On milkshakes:

customer complaining their milkshake has milk in iit

4.On McDonald's:

customer ordering macdonalds items in burger king

5.On bones:

person asking difference between boneless and bone in chicken

6.On fresh turkey:

story about someone asking a stock boy if turkeys in a grocery store can get bigger and they say no they're dead

7.On price tags:

tweet about a customer who does not understand something is not on sale

8.On closing time:

customer trying to come in at closing

9.On lemons:

person calling limes green lemons

10.On wings:

customer not getting what chicken wings are

11.On salad:

person confusing soup or salad for super salad

12.On special glass:

customers breaking things on purpose

13.On shades:

person thinking lighter wiine meant weight
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14.On black coffee:

customer ordering a black coffee by taking out cappuccino iingredients

15.On martinis:

person saying a martini is too strong

16.On the kid's menu:

customer asking for spaghetti at a mexican restaraunt

17.On fine wine:

person calling pinot grigio peanut gorgio
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18.On straws:

tweet about someone getting mad about straws meanwhile they are in a sushi bar

19.On plates:

person asking for food to be served on a plaate
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20.On lending a helping hand:

worker saying a customer is observant after they said you look like you don't want to help me

21.On ice:

customer getting mad that ice floats in a drink

22.On Uncle Arnie:

person asking for an arnold palmer without iced tea aka a lemonade
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23.On multiplication:

tweet about a customer not being able to multiply

24.On returns:

customer asking to return shoes that don't exist

25.On email:

customer not knowinig what email is

26.On axes:

customer complaining a knife is too sharp

27.On closing:

tweet reading are you closed no ma'am we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun

28.On Legos:

someone returning legos because they had to put them together

29.On fridges:

customer mad that their fridge had to be plugged in to cool down

30.On movie sequels:

tweet about someone asking a worker if they had to see fantastic one through three to undersand fantasttic four

31.On thickness:

customer complaiining a milkshake is too thick so they get served milk

32.On sending items back:

tweet about someone sending items back and tthe staff not changinig a thing

33.On lemonade:

customer mixing up the words lemonade and lamiinate

34.On tipping:

tweet about a customer trying to say they don't speak english to get out of tipping

35.On opening:

story about a customer trying to get in the store at 10:43 am

36.On controllers:

customer asking for a left handed controller

37.On tiles:

story about someone who doesn't understand they can't just get their tiles cleaned remotely

38.On wings, again:

tumblr post about someone who had to explain what wings are

39.On water:

tweet about someone not understand that water is going to be brought out later

40.On change:

customer saying keep the change and only giving one cent

41.On BLTs:

customer complaining about a BLT

42.On rare cats:

tweet reading hello today a woman got huffy with me because she didn't know sabertooth cats were extinct

43.On prices:

tweet about a customer completely ignoring the pricing that's right in front of them

44.On chips:

tumblr post reading why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card chip's out because he didn't want a chip

45.On paying:

story about a customer who gets mad because they were asked how they plan to pay for something

46.On dessert:

tweet reading carried 3 desserts over to a table for a customer to say we actually ordered 2 coffees right i might of accidentally left the min the kitchen along with my 3rd arm

47.On subs:

tweet reading i once had to remake a man's nasty sub 3 times because i cut it into 1/4s intstead of into just a half and it wouldn't fill him up if it was cut like that

48.On staff:

story about a customer who does not see staff as people

49.On working holidays:

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50.In conclusion:

tweet reading the customer is always wrong i've never known a more incorrect group of people than the customer