50 Kim Kardashian Tweets From 10 Years Ago That Seem Like They're From Another Dimension

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From about 2009 to early 2012, Kim Kardashian would tweet the most random shit.

Kim Kardashian holding a newspaper
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We're talking every little stream of consciousness, and honestly, I miss this kind of internet!

The Kardashians in a garden
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So, because Kim is one of the only celebrities who hasn't wiped her socials, these tweets live on. Here are 50 of my favorites...

Kim Kardashian holding a hot dog
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1.This tweet about a smoking baby:

2.This tweet about her pickle revelation:

3.This tweet about Kris Humphries:

4.This tweet about a random woman at a hotel:

5.This tweet about Nicole Richie reminding Kim of her jeep:

6.This tweet about her foot falling asleep:

7.This tweet about her being able to smell cavities:

8.This other tweet about her smelling cavities:

9.And this other tweet about her smelling cavities:

10.This tweet about American accents:

11.This tweet about Germany:

12.This inspirational tweet:

13.This tweet about her fear of actually liking olives:

14.This tweet about buttons:

15.This tweet about peanuts:

16.This tweet about her blowdrying all of her jewelry:

17.This tweet about her "humpkin":

18.This tweet about fairy tales:

19.This tweet about starting a Bible study group:

20.This tweet about surfing:

21.This other tweet about surfing:

22.This tweet about gay bar time:

23.This tweet about leaving plastic bottles in cars:

24.This tweet about SMH:

25.This tweet about being naked right now:

26.This tweet where we we found out her love for seet potatoe:

27.This tweet about her tooth falling out:

28.This tweet about her watching the Discovery Channel:

29.This tweet about Wi-Fi on airplanes:

30.This other tweet about Wi-Fi on airplanes:

31.This tweet about her threatening to order Rosetta Stone:

32.This tweet about her angry grandma:

33.This tweet about doctors:

34.This tweet about dental care:

35.This tweet about dinosaurs:

36.This tweet about Black Friday sucking:

37.This tweet about quotes:

38.This tweet with a quote she loves:

39.This tweet about Khloé's soft tongue:

40.This tweet about her going to Walmart:

41.This tweet about Fergie calling her the brunette Marilyn Monroe:

42.This tweet about her watching Maury:

43.This tweet about her Blackberry:

44.This tweet of her talking about iPhones:

45.This tweet about legendary vocalist Celine Dion:

46.This tweet about her nickname "Kimbo":

47.This tweet about identical twins:

48.This tweet about her watching TCAP:

49.This Olive Juice tweet:

50.And last but not least...