50 'Hocus Pocus' Quotes That'll Have You Running Amok (Amok, Amok!) on Halloween
Sure, there are a lot of classic Halloween movies out there that could be classified as the best of all time. Halloween is an obvious choice. Beetlejuice never goes out of style. Scream is a funny scary movie you can enjoy year after year. But when October rolls around, is there really anything better than a spirited viewing of Hocus Pocus? (That’s a rhetorical question, obviously.) So in spooky celebration of the beloved, funny-scary Halloween hit, here’s a list of the best Hocus Pocus quotes that will put a spell on you.
Longtime fans of the Disney Halloween movie will recognize some of the greatest scenes from Hocus Pocus below. Whether it’s a creepy song lyric from Sarah, a cynical one-liner from Max, or a terrifying threat from Winifred, all your favorite Hocus Pocus cast members are included. After you’re done reading, we’re certain you’ll be ready to run amok (amok, amok, amok, amok!), so get your witch costume ready. If you want to take your love for the Sanderson Sisters to the next level, maybe consider seeing the Hocus Pocus filming locations in real life this year. But if that’s too much of a commitment, just stick to these Hocus Pocus quotes. They’ll virtually transport you right to Salem!
The Best Hocus Pocus Quotes
"It's just a bunch of hocus pocus!" —Max Dennison
“Oh, look: Another glorious morning! Makes me sick!” —Winifred Sanderson
“Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?” —Winifred Sanderson / “Just lucky, I guess.” —Sarah Sanderson
“Bubble, bubble. I’m in trouble!” —Bus Driver
"Come little children, I'll take thee away. Into a land of enchantment. Come little children, the times come to play. Here in my garden of magic." —Sarah
“They shut it down because a lot of spooky things happened there.” —Allison
“Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years.” —Winifred
"I put a spell on you, and now you're mine." —Sanderson Sisters
“I love you, jerkface.” —Dani Dennison
“Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!” —Sarah
“Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe! Dead! Dead! Dead!” —Sarah
“I shall always be with you.” —Thackery Binx
“Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.” —Winifred
“Farewell, mortal bus boy!” —Sarah
“Dost thou comprehend?” —Winifred
“Make a believer out of me.” —Max
“Well, I don’t know. Cat’s got my tongue.” —Winifred
“Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.” —Max
“There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!” —Thackery
“Dance, dance until you die!” —Winifred
“Master, would thou dance with me?” —Sarah
“Something just flew across the moon.” —Max
“We’ll be younger in the morning.” —Winifred
“I suggest we form a calming circle.” —Mary Sanderson
“I smell children.” —Winifred
“It’s a full moon tonight, the weirdos are out.” —Dani
“I am calm!” —Winifred
“Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?” —Dani
“Come, we fly!” —Winifred
Funny Hocus Pocus Quotes
“Everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” —Max
“Cause of all the witches working, I’m the worst.” —Winifred
“A virgin lit the candle.” —Dani
"Goodbye cruel world." — Winifred
"You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one on toast!" —Winifred
“There's one thing that I know that you don't!”—Max / “And what is that, dude?”—Winifred / “Daylight savings time.” —Max
"It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out." — Dani
"I am beautiful! Boys will love me!" — Sarah
"You buck-toothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!" — Billy Butcherson
"I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!" — Bus Driver
"Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me." — Max
"They’re very health-conscious in Los Angeles." — Ice
"It says to to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends." — Allison
"Aren’t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?" — The Master's Wife
"He's a good zombie." — Max
"Oh, cheese and crust!" — Winifred
"'Tis firm! 'Tis firm as stone!" — Sarah
"You want to smash some pumpkins?" — Jay
"It is a prison for children." — Winifred
"I call it a bus." — Bus Driver
"My lucky rat tail!" — Sarah
