This Week's Ep Of "The White Lotus" Had Me SCREAMING, And Here Are 34 Tweets To Tell You Why

Another episode of The White Lotus blessed our screens last night, and baby, it did not disappoint!

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Here's what The People™ are saying:

1.Some fans need everyone to realize that this is EVENT TELEVISION!!!

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3.And just because we're all obsessed with the show, doesn't mean we have everyone's names memorized.

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4.The amount of male nudity in this program has not gone unnoticed (or unappreciated!).

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5.Lucia and Mia remain many people's fave part of the show.

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6.While others still can't get over Harper/Aubrey Plaza (AND WHO CAN BLAME THEM?!).

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7.Her and Ethan's storyline really ramped up this week.

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10.But Daphne continues to live in her own little world, and frankly, I'm jealous.

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13.The Di Grasso's story seemed to reach a thesis statement.

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15.And gave us this absolute GEM of a character.

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16.And Portia's fashións continue to be one of the most talked about parts of our little hotel show.

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19.But her storyline with the "nephew" has started to overshadow even her most wild looks.

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20.Including the drunken confession she got out of Jack last night.

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22.OPEN YOUR EYES, GIRL!

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24.Hotel manager Valentina was GOING THROUGH IT this week.

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27.But at least she got to have a little fun in the end!

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28.But Jennifer Coolidge's journey was both shocking and...aspirational? LOL.

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29.But as "the gay's" true intentions start to become clearer, fans are starting to get worried!

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30.But let's not forget the events from Season 1...

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31.But this reveal really was the GAG! (Shoutout to all the people who were right about this theory.)

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34.Thank you for your service, White Lotus. May you never change.

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If you liked these tweets, give these hilarious people a follow! And if you had any favorite moments from this week's ep, let me know in the comments!