30 People Who Had Too Much Liquid Courage, Not Enough Self-Control, And Unfortunately, Their Phone

November 27, 2022, 11:16 AM·4 min read

1.This drunk person who took waaaay too long to realize they were texting the wrong person:

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2.This drunk person who showed their DoorDash driver some affection:

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"i love u" — Twitter: @SHRUG_EMOTICON2 / Via Twitter: @SHRUG_EMOTICON2

"its okay just hold on i cant wait to see u" — Twitter: @SHRUG_EMOTICON2 / Via Twitter: @SHRUG_EMOTICON2

3.This drunk person who took a leap of faith:

"It''s Kevin actually!" — u/kyang8093 / Via reddit.com

4.This drunk person who put their heart on the line and tried to undo it the next day:

Delete 4 For Me — u/McDickenballs / Via reddit.com

5.This drunk person who was REALLY hungry:

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6.This drunk person whose explanation made no sense:

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7.This drunk person who called out of work with a totally solid excuse:

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8.This drunk person who stood their ground:

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"so fuck u" — Twitter: @carlymoore_ / Via Twitter: @carlymoore_

9.This drunk person who kept in touch with an Uber driver:

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10.This drunk person who confused the hell out of their drug dealer:

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"Whats up babe" — Twitter: @laramichellex / Via Twitter: @laramichellex

"U 2 cute to b runnin man dwn it should b the other way round" — Twitter: @laramichellex / Via Twitter: @laramichellex

11.This drunk person who had a late-night epiphany:

A text where someone says, "It's not until now when I'm hella drunk that I realized you're not what I'm looking for, you're the kid who had to ask what a yeast infection was in 8th grade" — buzzfeed.com / Via buzzfeed.com

12.This drunk person who was checking up on their loved one:

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13.This drunk person who missed their dog:

"Send pics of the dog and no one gets hurt" — buzzfeed.com / Via buzzfeed.com

14.This drunk person who forgot where they lived:

A text where one says, "I called a taxi to take me home" and the reply is, "Dude, the party was at your house" — buzzfeed.com / Via Twitter: @Neha_Social

15.This drunk person who wished their dad a happy birthday:

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16.This drunk person who sent this random photo:

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17.This drunk person who had a great movie streaming hack:

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18.This drunk person who had an amazing idea:

"Million dollar idea: grand theft auto but with horses sand stage coach in the 1800s" — buzzfeed.com / Via buzzfeed.com

19.This drunk person who responded to an automated messaging system:

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20.This drunk person who was confused about what they were celebrating:

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A text where one wishes their child a happy new year and the child responds with "Happy Birthday!" — Twitter: @keeleeloo / Via Twitter: @keeleeloo

21.This drunk person who was simply just grateful:

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Someone's DMs to Miller Lite which are just photos of themself chugging two Miller Lites at once — Twitter: @sad_chip4 / Via Twitter: @sad_chip4

22.This drunk person who had a serious craving:

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"We are almost home" — Twitter: @sydrempp / Via Twitter: @sydrempp

23.This drunk person who was feeling nostalgic:

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A text thread where one asks, "Do you remember Patar?" which a picture of caveman Patrick from an episode of "SpongeBob" — Twitter: @TheCaptainCourt / Via Twitter: @TheCaptainCourt

24.This drunk person who was very opinionated about babies:

"I hVe to take birth control cuz babies" — buzzfeed.com / Via buzzfeed.com

25.This drunk person who went to a strip club...I think?:

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"I sent to a stretch club" — Twitter: @lovejamieleeb / Via Twitter: @lovejamieleeb

26.This drunk person who was very ~poetic~:

"haikus are very hard but i am so awesome that i write them now 5/7/5 nailed it" — buzzfeed.com / Via buzzfeed.com

27.This drunk person who suddenly got very vulnerable:

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A text where someone says to their dad, "I'm drunk and eating your cheese, but it's all I have left, so I think I'm crying eating the cheese" and then a text that saying "Sorry, i meant to send that to dan" — Twitter: @campbelllken / Via Twitter: @campbelllken

28.This drunk parent who wanted constant updates from their child:

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A mom's text saying, "r u ok" and the response saying "yes mom" and immediately another text from the mom saying, "r u ok now" — Twitter: @Musgrove_21 / Via Twitter: @Musgrove_21

29.This drunk person who shared a ~fun~ party idea:

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A family group text where someone suggests thy are way overdue for a "Titanic" viewing party — Twitter: @highwayromantic / Via Twitter: @highwayromantic

30.And this drunk person who wasn't afraid to ask questions:

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"Oh dear" — Twitter: @jordan_mort / Via Twitter: @jordan_mort

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1.This drunk person who took waaaay too long to realize they were texting the wrong person:

2.This drunk person who showed their DoorDash driver some affection:

3.This drunk person who took a leap of faith:

4.This drunk person who put their heart on the line and tried to undo it the next day:

5.This drunk person who was REALLY hungry:

6.This drunk person whose explanation made no sense:

7.This drunk person who called out of work with a totally solid excuse:

8.This drunk person who stood their ground:

9.This drunk person who kept in touch with an Uber driver:

10.This drunk person who confused the hell out of their drug dealer:

11.This drunk person who had a late-night epiphany:

12.This drunk person who was checking up on their loved one:

13.This drunk person who missed their dog:

14.This drunk person who forgot where they lived:

15.This drunk person who wished their dad a happy birthday:

16.This drunk person who sent this random photo:

17.This drunk person who had a great movie streaming hack:

18.This drunk person who had an amazing idea:

19.This drunk person who responded to an automated messaging system:

20.This drunk person who was confused about what they were celebrating:

21.This drunk person who was simply just grateful:

22.This drunk person who had a serious craving:

23.This drunk person who was feeling nostalgic:

24.This drunk person who was very opinionated about babies:

25.This drunk person who went to a strip club...I think?:

26.This drunk person who was very ~poetic~:

27.This drunk person who suddenly got very vulnerable:

28.This drunk parent who wanted constant updates from their child:

29.This drunk person who shared a ~fun~ party idea:

30.And this drunk person who wasn't afraid to ask questions:

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