30 People Who Had Too Much Liquid Courage, Not Enough Self-Control, And Unfortunately, Their Phone

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1.This drunk person who took waaaay too long to realize they were texting the wrong person:

2.This drunk person who showed their DoorDash driver some affection:

"i love u"
"its okay just hold on i cant wait to see u"

3.This drunk person who took a leap of faith:

"It''s Kevin actually!"

4.This drunk person who put their heart on the line and tried to undo it the next day:

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5.This drunk person who was REALLY hungry:

6.This drunk person whose explanation made no sense:

7.This drunk person who called out of work with a totally solid excuse:

8.This drunk person who stood their ground:

"so fuck u"

9.This drunk person who kept in touch with an Uber driver:

10.This drunk person who confused the hell out of their drug dealer:

"Whats up babe"
"U 2 cute to b runnin man dwn it should b the other way round"

11.This drunk person who had a late-night epiphany:

A text where someone says, "It's not until now when I'm hella drunk that I realized you're not what I'm looking for, you're the kid who had to ask what a yeast infection was in 8th grade"

12.This drunk person who was checking up on their loved one:

13.This drunk person who missed their dog:

"Send pics of the dog and no one gets hurt"

14.This drunk person who forgot where they lived:

A text where one says, "I called a taxi to take me home" and the reply is, "Dude, the party was at your house"

15.This drunk person who wished their dad a happy birthday:

16.This drunk person who sent this random photo:

17.This drunk person who had a great movie streaming hack:

18.This drunk person who had an amazing idea:

"Million dollar idea: grand theft auto but with horses sand stage coach in the 1800s"

19.This drunk person who responded to an automated messaging system:

20.This drunk person who was confused about what they were celebrating:

A text where one wishes their child a happy new year and the child responds with "Happy Birthday!"

21.This drunk person who was simply just grateful:

Someone's DMs to Miller Lite which are just photos of themself chugging two Miller Lites at once

22.This drunk person who had a serious craving:

"We are almost home"

23.This drunk person who was feeling nostalgic:

A text thread where one asks, "Do you remember Patar?" which a picture of caveman Patrick from an episode of "SpongeBob"

24.This drunk person who was very opinionated about babies:

"I hVe to take birth control cuz babies"

25.This drunk person who went to a strip club...I think?:

"I sent to a stretch club"

26.This drunk person who was very ~poetic~:

"haikus are very hard but i am so awesome that i write them now 5/7/5 nailed it"

27.This drunk person who suddenly got very vulnerable:

A text where someone says to their dad, "I'm drunk and eating your cheese, but it's all I have left, so I think I'm crying eating the cheese" and then a text that saying "Sorry, i meant to send that to dan"

28.This drunk parent who wanted constant updates from their child:

A mom's text saying, "r u ok" and the response saying "yes mom" and immediately another text from the mom saying, "r u ok now"

29.This drunk person who shared a ~fun~ party idea:

A family group text where someone suggests thy are way overdue for a "Titanic" viewing party

30.And this drunk person who wasn't afraid to ask questions:

"Oh dear"