27 Reasons Why Putting On A Helmet Is The Dumbest Thing You Can Do
1.What's the use in wearing a helmet?
2.There's seriously no point:
3.Would much rather have my head look like this:
4.Who doesn't want their head to have two giant gashes in it?
5.Yup, just not seeing the point:
6.I doubt they even work:
7.They're completely useless:
8.I, for one, think my face would look great with some pavement scratches running up and down it:
9.All they do is make you look dumb:
10.This would look much better on a face:
11.Who needs a jaw anyway?
12.Can't see a reason to wear one at all:
13.Wow. Falling on the pavement ruined a perfectly good helmet:
14.Nope, can't see a reason at all to wear a helmet:
15.None at all:
16.Always thought my head could use a giant crack in it:
17.Perhaps a giant dent:
18.I'd rather have my entire head cover in scars:
19.Completely useless device:
20.Miss me with that:
21.I always wanted my head to look like this:
22.Why anyone would wear one is beyond me:
23.Seems like a big waste of money:
24.Won't ever catch me in one of these money-sucks:
25.I mean, what's the point?
26.I mean, come on:
27.Helmets are so dumb.
