26 Fictional Characters Who Would Absolutely Annihilate Nate Jacobs If They Were On "Euphoria"
If you're a fan of Euphoria (and even if you're not, tbh), you know the show's infamous villain, Nate Jacobs.
He really is a piece of work.
As the episodes go on, he just seems to get worse and worse, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't clap when Fez finally gave Nate the punch in the face he deserved.
Luckily, the people on the internet agree! They see you and they raise you one better — so, here are all the characters who could absolutely destroy Nate Jacobs:
1.Santana Lopez from Glee (2009–2015)
you want to know who could end nate jacobs?
2.Lily Tucker-Pritchett from Modern Family (2009–2020)
she’d end nate jacobs
3.Jennifer Check from Jennifer's Body (2009)
get her in euphoria and nate jacobs will be handled
4.Sharpay Evans from the High School Musical movies (2006–2008)
She would DESTROY Nate Jacobs in ways no one else can
5.Sam Puckett from iCarly (2007–2012)
get this mf in euphoria w her butter sock and nate jacob’s is GONE
6.Logan Roy from Succession (2018–present)
get him in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone
7.Miss Piggy from the Muppets franchise (1976–present)
Put her in Euphoria and Nate Jacobs would be destroyed in seconds
8.Carrie, Kate, Beth, and Heather from John Tucker Must Die (2006)
put them in euphoria and Nate Jacobs doesn’t last a second
9.Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad (2016 and 2021) and Birds of Prey (2020)
get HER in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone
10.Love Quinn from You (2018–present)
put her on euphoria and nate jacobs is done
11.Jade West from Victorious (2010–2013)
put her in a room with nate jacobs
12.Lily, Sarah, Em, and Bex from Assassination Nation (2018)
get them in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone
13.Dani from Midsommar (2019)
put her on euphoria and nate jacobs is done
14.Thomasin from The Witch (2015)
put her in a room with nate jacobs
15.Hannibal Lector and Will Graham from Hannibal (2013–2015)
put them in euphoria they are EATING nate jacobs
16.Alex Russo from Wizards of Waverly Place (2007–2012)
get her in euphoria and she'll VANISH nate jacobs
17.Zoe Benson and Madison Montgomery from American Horror Story: Coven (2013–2014)
they could end nate jacobs i know it
18.Joan Holloway from Mad Men (2007–2015)
get her in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone
19.Sandie from Last Night in Soho (2021)
get her in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone
20.Misty Quigley from Yellowjackets (2021–present)
put her in euphoria and nate jacobs will be on the menu for dinner
21.Renata Klein from Big Little Lies (2017–2019)
get her in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone
22.Buffy Summers from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
put her in euphoria and nate jacobs would be DONE
23.Brunette Taylor Swift from her "You Belong With Me" music video (2009)
get her on Euphoria and Nate Jacobs is done for
24.Carla Rosòn from Elite (2018–present)
Put her in Euphoria high and she’ll end Nate Jacobs
25.Georgina Sparks from Gossip Girl (2007–2012)
she would destroy nate jacobs
26.And finally, Spider-Man, but only the Andrew Garfield version
get him in euphoria and nate jacobs is done
