Here are the 22 funniest parents on social media this week
We may be in the depths of winter, but these funny parents will keep you warm with laughter! Grab your kid's woobie and a snack and pull up a chair.
Hashtag: Winning.
My daughter told me I embarrassed her in her dream and the fact that I’m able to do this in her subconscious tells me I’ve reached peak parenting.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) January 31, 2023
Barely.
we did it. we made it through the 300 days of january. congratulations everyone
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) February 1, 2022
This is the truth.
The most important piece of equipment in any house with kids is the “throw up bowl”
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) February 1, 2023
"Watch for falling Legos."
Knowing what I have stepped on in my own home, I should probably put a sign up on my front door that says, "Kids live here, enter at your own risk."
— Jacana Mommy (@jacanamommy) February 1, 2023
Sorry?
my son: When will I be 100?
me: In 96 years
son: (bursts into tears)
Good morning.— Kristen Stark (@kristenstark234) February 1, 2023
Obviously, the answer is to be cuter.
My 5yo has informed me that when mommy reads bedtime stories that she sounds cuter than I do. I don’t know what I’m meant to do with this information.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) February 1, 2023
Why, though?
Have kids so you can find a surprising number of spoons just hanging out in the refrigerator
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 1, 2023
Don't mess with my Thin Mints.
Just found out my kids took all the Thin Mints with them to school and they are soooooooo grounded when they get home
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) February 1, 2023
Shot through the heart!
My daughter has become a fan of Nirvana so I told her how I must be a cool dad since I turned her on to it and she said, “Yeah, it must feel pretty good that a 5th grade kid from this century likes your music.”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) January 31, 2023
Cursed.
My husband can eat an entire box of girl scout cookies in one sitting with no repercussions but if I make eye contact with a sleeve of tagalongs I gain 3 pounds
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) January 30, 2023
Accurate.
Post Covid parties: a bunch of people standing around telling each other how good it is to be together again while wishing they were at home in their pajamas
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 29, 2023
It gets ugly.
I don't like the person I become when I have to deal with Cling Wrap.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) February 2, 2023
Genius.
This morning I overheard a dad tell his daughter that her dinner would contain "evening blueberries" and he later whispered to me that because she'll eat all fruits but no veggies, "evening blueberries" is house code for "peas." Beatify him.
— Monica Hesse (@MonicaHesse) January 26, 2023
Every time.
My teen will really say “Why did you get those cookies? I don’t like those” and then proceed to eat all of them
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) February 2, 2023
Especially the latter.
When I’m sick, nothing makes me feel better than a sweet hug from my kids… and someone else to take care of them.
— LaughCryCoffee (@laughcrycoffee) February 1, 2023
That'll be a call home.
According to my 5 year old, a hot dog without the bread is just called a dog. Not a sausage - a dog. Apparently he told his school class he ate dog for dinner last night and it tasted amazing
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) February 2, 2023
Children are very skilled in this art.
My 7yo has this incredible ability to turn my nos into yeses by completely wearing me down
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) January 31, 2023
Whoops.
Forgot to mute myself on a Zoom call while my kids were home and my boss gave me three extra weeks of vacation.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 2, 2023
Awesome.
4: Mommy, I think you need something to eat. Cause I can see your tummy and it looks sad.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) February 1, 2023
What is this, AP Parenting?
I hate it when at dismissal time the school staff asks impossible questions like, “which aftercare class is your child in today”
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) February 1, 2023
Good to know.
4yo: I was really good at school today!
Me: Why can't you be that way at home?
4yo: Because my brain tells me not to.— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) February 1, 2023
Familiar.
The walk of shame but it’s just me gathering all of the Amazon packages from the front porch before my husband gets home
— Tiffany (@tiffanytweets80) February 1, 2023
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