You're Entitled To These 16 Hilarious Tweets From This Week
Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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big respect to the guy I went on a first date with who said “to be totally honest I’m looking for something serious but it can’t be with you. Respectfully, you’re a stand up comedian and that’s the ultimate red flag.” So true king!!!
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Succession
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Taylor Swift voice: 𝐺𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑀&𝑀 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑎 𝑠𝑙𝑢𝑡
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I wanna hang out Sims style (I go to your house, we talk for 30 seconds, I go make myself spaghetti in your kitchen and become best friends with your mom)
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blocking people isn't enough i want to send them into the shadow realm
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Finally https://t.co/6ab1EGiLjS
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I’m Goth adjacent (pale with dark hair)
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in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle
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megan fox’s ring:
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can't drive or make pizza https://t.co/TlyV4vTnkp
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me in hell describing ‘gaslighting’ and ‘lovebombing’ to a medieval peasant who was executed for stealing a spoonful of buckwheat in 1259
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Commenting “i own thiz pic” on MySpace was kind nfting