Woke studies at uni have hit a new low – and your taxes are paying for it

File of students taking their seats for diploma ceremony at Harvard
File of students taking their seats for diploma ceremony at Harvard

Humanities research is hardly awash with money. I had to put enormous and sustained effort into securing full funding for my PhD at Sussex in gender history – and, since it was about straight Britons’ quest for intimacy in the decades after the Swinging Sixties, it was actually something with widespread relevance.

Perhaps I simply didn’t offer something ludicrously woke enough. I continue to keep an eye on academic projects and wonder at the projects funded to the tune of hundreds of thousands of pounds by the Arts and Humanities Research Council.

A historian friend who studies 17th-century English and German travellers to Syria sent me this one, which is currently advertising for research positions lasting three years at full pay (£33,000 per year): “The Europe That Gay Porn Built, 1945-2000.”

The ad boasts that the project “examines, for the first time, the ways in which post-war gay erotica and porn magazines helped forge a pan-European gay male constituency build [sic] on processes of identification, solidarity and subcultural distinction that we proposed to call ‘homoeuropeanism’, a specifically homosexual and sexualised form of European identification that developed in the context of postwar geopolitics”. Applicants will “write a research monograph on … Cold War politics and aesthetics as mediated by postwar European gay porn magazines”.

With the Government’s emphasis on science, humanities funding has hardly ballooned since my PhD days, and well-established former historian colleagues of mine have been offered voluntary redundancies in once-vigorous departments. That there is still money for three years of fully paid-up research on “subcultural homosexual enunciations” is as funny as it is depressing.

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