Watch: You'll never hear these words uttered in an office (and if you do, run)

Doesn't office work just excite you? 

The random LinkedIn connection requests, meetings full of delightful and relevant information, the always-perfect air conditioning temperatures. Why ever take a holiday? It's just bliss.

To revel in how *great* office life is, Australian comedy group Collective Noun have put together a video of things you'll never hear inside one.  

It's just baffling why people aren't more thrilled by the smell of tuna in the kitchen, honestly.