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adam: Following the tragedy in Disney World, Donald Trump took to the podium demanding that all the lakes of Disney be swept clean of alligators. Obama, wanting to help the Democrat party and realizing that the majority of Disney goers are White, Middle Class, "Bitter Clinger" ; types, shot back that they will NOT sweep the lakes of Disney World. "In fact" he said, "since Brazil is struggling, we are going to go down to the Amazon River and take all of their alligators to be “immigrated” to the lakes, water rides, and swimming pools of Disney World." Not to be outdone - Hillary Clinton in her "brilliance" agreed with Obama. 2 phone calls latter, she was able to secure two multi-million dollar "contributions" to the Clinton Foundation. One from Planned Parenthood, who will be providing the food for the alligators from leftover parts taken from live fetuses that they were not able to sell. And another donation from the Syrian "Rebels", who received an extra 26,000 H1N1 Visa to provide people to feed the alligators - you know, "to do the jobs that Americans just won’t do". - Next morning headlines in US Today; “Donald Trump destroys homes, while Hillary fights for minorities rights".