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Mizz: Top 10 Reasons Why I Am A Liberal #10. I am a liberal because I can now marry whomever I want. I've decided to marry my pet duck. #9. I am a liberal because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't. #8. I am a liberal because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. #7. I am a liberal because I believe freedom of speech must be restricted if someone is offended. #6. I am a liberal because I am against guns. My local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. For the same reason, I am against fire extinguishers. The fire department is all I need to hopefully show up before my house burns down. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in time to identify your body after a home invasion. #5. I am a liberal because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being murdered in the womb as long as we keep all death row inmates alive and healthy. I am especially thankful that a death row inmate was recently given a heart transplant ahead of law-abiding citizens who needed one. #4. I am a liberal because I think displaced foreign travelers (“illegal aliens” is so racist) have a right to vote and to my tax dollars to give them health care, education, welfare and Social Security benefits, and to pay for this I support efforts in Congress to reduce Social Security benefits for those American citizens who paid into it. #3. I am a liberal because I believe that businesses' profits should be capped. They need to essentially break even and give the rest to the government for redistribution. That will certainly give people an incentive to stay in business or start new ones. #2. I am a liberal because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution to please those who would never get their agendas past the voters. And the #1 reason I am a liberal is because I think we should continue to give billions of our tax dollars in foreign aid to dictators in countries that hate us, and pay billions for their oil but not drill in our own country because it might threaten some endangered species. I don't care about endangered species in those other countries.