The jury has reached a verdict in the case of a woman accused of murdering a mother and kidnapping her two-month-old baby.
Jane: My god Matt, your article was the most interesting mine walk I've ever been through. I think we need George Carlin here to help us understand the euphemisms you continually employed. Likeable-enough = brainwashed voters Rhetorically fearless = avoids explaining her position or reverses it when necessary Seizing opportunities and outlasting rivals = bought and paid for puppet Trailblazer = plow over the democratic process by using deceit to get her nomination As a woman, I am appalled to have to accept this anatomically correct person as the first female nominee or president. I feel ripped off. I don't believe in identity politics either, but I would rather have my first female president be Rosanne Barr than a corrupt, self-serving elitist. Not to denigrate your integrity Matt, but come on, a 5 year old would never think to ask why there weren't any female presidents. A prejudicial conclusion such as this is highly unlikely - not impossible, but quite a stretch to believe. If you would support the lies of the current establishment, I suppose conjuring up a false pretense for an article would go down pretty easily too.