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USA Renews 'Burn Notice,' 'Royal Pains,' 'Burn Collar,' 'Covert Notice,' 'Royal Affairs,' 'Legal Burns'
The popular network will bring back all 90 of its current sun-soaked shows about spies or lawyers or something.
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