On this day in history: Mark Twain dies; Queen Elizabeth II born; Annie opens on Broadway. (April 21)
Larry: You know, I was thinking of saying all sorts of nasty things about tRump, but I think now I'll show some restraint instead, and not mention how fake his hair is, or talk about his cheating on his past wives. See, I'm not going to talk about that, as it just wouldn't be nice. Now, I hope all of you conservatives, appreciate how much restraint I just showed here, in discussing that The Donald has been accused and sued for raping a thirteen year old girl. Boy, I am so proud of myself for not talking about those nasty things, and I fully expect all of Trump's supporters to now thank me, graciously.