A man accused in a vicious attack with a crowbar is set to appear in court Wednesday.
Thanks Douche: He came from money, was digested through mainstream pop culture, and was regurgitated in his final form to run for the president of an Idiocracy. And people think he's going to change anything about the system that made this possible for him? Every time he speaks you can feel the neurons just leaking out of this country's #$%$. He could literally sht in his hand and consume it on prime time television and you would from the audience "We should try this - it doesn't look all that bad. USA USA USA!!" I wonder how Mike Judge feels about being a prophet?