Stolen Bike Returned With Apology, Dessert Coupon

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A user on the website Reddit, named Seenic, claims his bike was stolen and returned three days later with a ridiculous sort-of-apology letter and a coupon for a free dessert. The Thief claims he/she got "white girl wasted" and "borrowed the bike" to get home. Ugh. Even when thieves are returning your stuff they're the worst.