Senate Republicans are handing off their vision of North Carolina's state budget to their House counterparts.
Jeff J: Meanwhile, Bruce was found in a nearby upscale watering hole slamming shots of Tequila. When asked why the hardcore partying, he replied, "I'm celebrating my first herpes sore on my new vaggy!! It popped up at the same time as my second yeast infection! What a glorious mess!! Now it looks like a road kill, drizzled with mayo and melted Swiss cheese, and garnished with a moldy leaking cherry!!! I finally feel like a true Kardashian/Jenner gal making my contribution to the families Guinness World record for the largest private herpes collection!!! Later tonight, I have a secret meeting planned to give Odom the gift which keeps on giving!"