Senator Daniel Inouye of Hawaii died on Monday at the age of 88. Inouye was a decorated World War II Veteran and was currently the senior member of the Senate. (Dec. 18)
William: Hillary recently went to a Native American gathering where she gave a lengthy speech expressing her love for Native Americans and what she would do for them if elected president. Afterwards, the tribal elders gathered and decided to give her the honorary name of "Walking Eagle". Hillary beamed with pride as she waved goodbye to the group. A curious reporter approached the tribal leaders and questioned if the name held any special meaning. A tribal elder enlightened him by saying, "Walking Eagle is an eagle that is so full of shyte it can no longer fly".