Santa Dangles By Beard Above Mall

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Santa needed some serious help after his beard got caught as he dangled above a British mall. Was it karmic retribution for having a Christmas celebration before Thanksgiving? Or was having Santa repel from the ceiling just never a good idea? I'm guessing it was the second one. England doesn't even celebrate Thanksgiving. Either way, dude got stuck and we've got the video to prove it. Plus, in our other story, Philly police fight crime one "person of Pinterest" at a time.