The outdoor running season is in full swing, and while most athletes know they need to prepare before a race, many might forget about the recovery their bodies need after the race.
Jeff: A teacher asked her six grade class how many of them were Donald Trump fans. Not really knowing what a Donald Trump fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny., The teacher asked little Johnny why he has decided to be different.... again. Little Johnny said, "because I'm not a Donald Trump fan." The teacher asked him why he's not a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "well, my mom is not a Republican and my dad is not a Republican, so I'm not a Republican." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher then asked, if your mom is a moron and your dad is an idiot, what would that make you? Little Johnny replied, "that would make me a Donald Trump fan." (A moldy oldie from the depths of the political joke archives, where you just change the names to suit your partisan agenda. Ha!)