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CERN researchers confirm that they have finally identified the elusive Higgs Boson particle and destroyed it forever.
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Former NBA guard Darius Morris has died at the age of 33. He played for five teams during his four NBA seasons. Morris played college basketball at Michigan.
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2024 NFL Draft grades: Denver Broncos earn one of our lowest grades mostly due to one pick
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NBA playoffs: Predictions for each second-round series and Game 7 of Cavaliers-Magic
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Formula 1: Miami Grand Prix sends cease and desist letter to prevent Donald Trump fundraiser during race
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New details emerge in alleged gambling ring behind Shohei Ohtani-Ippei Mizuhara scandal
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The best RBs for 2024 fantasy football according to our analysts
The Yahoo Fantasy football analysts reveal their first running back rankings for the 2024 NFL season.
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NFL Draft grades for all 32 teams | Zero Blitz
Jason Fitz and Frank Schwab join forces to recap the draft in the best way they know how: letter grades! Fitz and Frank discuss all 32 teams division by division as they give a snapshot of how fans should be feeling heading into the 2024 season. The duo have key debates on the Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, New Orleans Saints, Los Angeles Rams, New England Patriots, Las Vegas Raiders and more.
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Lakers fire head coach Darvin Ham after just 2 seasons, latest playoff series loss to Nuggets
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CVS stock plunges after earnings numbers one analyst 'did not even believe'
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The first electric vehicle I ever drove was a Tesla Roadster in 2011. It was with great anticipation that I slid behind the wheel of the 2025 Acura ZDX Type S. Sure, it's a midsize SUV, but it wears the Type S moniker, a name reserved only for the most fun-to-drive in the Acura stable. On launch, the ZDX will be available in A-Spec and Type S trims -- both of which come equipped with a 102 kWh battery.
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Warren Buffett pays tribute to Charlie Munger on a 'tough day' for shareholders
This year’s Berkshire Hathaway annual shareholder meeting marked a new era for the Oracle of Omaha, Warren Buffett. It’s the investing legend’s first without his right-hand man, Charlie Munger.
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How to watch the 2024 WNBA preseason: Caitlin Clark’s next Indiana Fever game time, channel and more
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Ex-Florida State QB and 1999 Fiesta Bowl starter Marcus Outzen dies at 46
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WWE Backlash France 2024 results, grades and analysis: Cody Rhodes defeats A.J. Styles in first title defense
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NFL Draft: Bears take Iowa punter, who immediately receives funny text from Caleb Williams
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MLB Power Rankings: Braves move into the top spot followed by Dodgers, Phillies as injuries take a toll across the league
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