Marc Paskin seems like pretty good guy. He's a rich widower who has appeared on reality TV and given thousands of dollars back to his community. What's missing in his life? Apparently, a Latina girlfriend. Or so claims the billboard that he's purchased in San Diego. It says "All I want for Christmas is a Latina Girlfriend. Contact Marc: LatinaGirlfriend@aol.com." Somebody call Patrick Dempsey, because apparently money can't buy love, but it CAN buy a very specific billboard.