Brandon Richard reports.
karnac: Security guards were instructed to place plastic "barf bags" on all the chairs just in case someone felt they were going to vomit during the speeches. A crowd of people were heard shouting "Hillary, Hillary, she's no good. If she can't do it we know Trump could." Bernie Sanders fine young people have now joined forces with Black Lives Matters and the Black Panthers and all of them were seen taking pictures and measurements outside the bldg. like they were up to something. Everyone agreed they could provide some fine entertainment during the liberals convention which of course included the local cops which number in excess of 40,000 surrounding the bldg. Billy Clinton was caught with some blondes trying to sneak in and was arrested. He was reported to have said, " come on guys Hillary knows and said it was ok so what is the problem here?'' The Miami cops were not amused and slapped him around a little bit before they released him and groped his three girlfriends.