This Man Flew One Million Miles This Year

Broken News Daily

Hate flying over the holidays? Talk to Tom Stuker, who flew one million miles -- this year alone! Tom's a sales consultant who's in the air so much that he's basically circumnavigated the globe 40 times. Yes, that does sound like a lot. We agree. Of course Mr. Stuker gets plenty of perks when he flies United...but um, is it worth it? And how many bad movies has he watched on a very small screen?