The word "pirate" has so many meanings. It could mean a comedic Captain Hook cliche, Willie Stargell, an illegal music downloader, or a horrifying murderous hostage taker. Well, one group of English ladies guessed the wrong meaning, and showed up to a lecture from a former Somali pirate hostage, Capt. Colin Darch, dressed as what the Captain described as, "The Pirates Of Penzance." The ladies were incredibly embarrassed, but the Captain took it in stride. Awkward!