An emergency quarantine on certain wood products is in effect in Merrimack County following the discovery of an invasive beetle that kills ash trees.
Worlds Foremost Authority: This vile bloated hag is the most despicable loathsome degenerate in the history of modern American politics. There is nothing, absolutely nothing she wouldn't do or say to further her never ending frenzied scramble for more wealth and more power, including selling her own father or mother down the river if it enriched her one more dollar. This corrupt odious toad has taken the country to a new low in character and morality in the political process. There are hardly enough pejoratives in the dictionary to adequately portray this venomous pile of superating adipose tissue.