Hobbits Demo Airplane Safety

Broken News Daily

Hobbits have climbed out of their holes and onto our airplanes. In a new safety video for New Zealand Air, the characters from 'The Hobbit' take to the skies to teach passengers about emergency exits and seat belts. Look very closely for 'Hobbit' director Peter Jackson. He made 'Dead Alive'! Now his cinematic life centers around wizards. Weird career, dude, weird career. Plus, in our second story, a department store coffee shop thinks you're too dumb to speak Italian.