Disgraced Ex-Mayor Puts Up Statue of Himself

Broken News Daily

Don Williamson wasn't what one would call a successful mayor in his second term as leader of Flint, Michigan. His campaign was embroiled in allegations of scandal, and he resigned office early to avoid an embarrassing recall election. Does this man deserve a statue? HE THINKS SO! Yup, he has placed an 8.5 foot tall bronze version of himself in his front yard. Stay humble, my friend! Also, it turns out your mom was right. According to a new study, slouching makes you sad.