Seven stories in 77 seconds, an election victory for President Barack Obama.
Ray: I'm going to build a bus that can hold a million illegal aliens at a time and Mexico will pay for it. Then I will bus them back to the border. I will also build a plane that can hold a million Muslims and send them back to Jerusalem. I will check with the Miss America Pageant ah I mean my Cabinet to start a prostitution ah I mean Job program. And then I'll get a good nights sleep with Ivanka, ah, I mean Melania. I'm so terrific and have a goodly brain and hands and lips that match in size because my hair is expensive and oh ya the wall, did forget about the wall. It's only because I'm so smart I forgot how good looking I am.