Operators of a nuclear reactor near Cleveland are reviewing security cameras and log books to find out who left a pair of goldfish in an underground steam tunnel at the plant.
Ked Tennedy: Why I vote Democrat..... ► I vote Democrat because I feel the President should use Air Force One, to transport the relatives of those killed at Connecticut's Sandy Hook Elementary School so they can attend his gun control speech, to be used as pawns to further his political agenda. ► I vote Democrat because I think it's better to pay billions of dollars to people who hate us rather than drill for our own oil, because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher. ► I vote Democrat because I believe it is okay if liberal activist judges rewrite the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks, who would otherwise never get their agenda past the voters. ► I vote Democrat because I believe that corporate America should not be allowed to make profits for themselves or their shareholders. They need to break even and give the rest to the federal government for redistribution. ► I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, so long as we keep all of the murderers on death row alive. ► I vote Democrat because I feel abortion is a viable means of birth control. ► I vote Democrat because I believe it's okay if a Nobel Peace Prize winner uses drones to assassinate people, as long as we don't torture them. ► I vote Democrat because I believe people, who can't accurately tell us if it will rain on Friday, can predict the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Chevy Volt. ► I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is not as important as preventing people from being offended. ► I vote Democrat because I believe the oil companies' profit of 3% on a gallon of gas is obscene, but the federal government taxing that same gallon of gas at 15% isn't obscene. ► I vote Democrat because I believe a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority ..... but sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are all values-neutral. ► I vote Democrat because I believe lazy, uneducated stoners should have just as big a say in running our country as entrepreneurs who risk everything and work 70 hours per week. ► I vote Democrat because I don't like guns ..... so no one else should be allowed to own one. ► I vote Democrat because I feel that taking guns away from law abiding citizens, will somehow keep Criminals from getting them... ► I vote Democrat because I see absolutely no correlation between welfare and the rise of illegitimacy. ► I vote Democrat because I see absolutely no correlation between judicial leniency and surging crime rates. ► I vote Democrat because I believe marriage is obsolete, except for homosexuals. ► I vote Democrat because I think AIDS is spread by insufficient funding. ► I vote Democrat because I feel that Budget Cuts, should start with Older Americans. who built this (Once Proud) country..So now we should reduce Medicare,and Social Security payments. Please forget, these people Paid into these programs, all their working lives....So that we can continue to support 11 million Illegal Aliens, who Snuck across the border to give birth to their Illegitimate child, so they could collect money from Welfare, Food stamps, Low income housing, public schools, to name just a few. ► I vote Democrat because I feel Illegal Aliens, should be considered Undocumented Immigrants. ► I vote Democrat because I feel Illegal Aliens, should have as many rights as American Citizens. ► I vote Democrat because I feel Illegal Aliens, should have access to all government funded benefits, like schools, low income housing, Welfare, and Food stamps, to name just a few.