Philadelphia police say two men viciously attacked a 63-year-old man Sunday, seemingly at random.
John 431: the teacher asked a bunch of third graders to raise their hands if they were Hillary Clinton supporters. wanting to be liked all of them except little Johnny raised their hands. the teacher asked little Johnny why he didn't support Hillary? Johnny answered "my Dad is a Republican, my Mom is a Republican and that makes me a Republican too." the teacher than asked Johnny.."if your Mom was an idiot and your Dad was a moron,what would that make you?" Johnny answered "a Hillary Clinton supporter."