Spring is here and that means a lot of us are getting outside, sprucing up the yard, and getting the pool back in working order. But all that work can lead to some serious injuries.
Bigolhorns: I stopped by my local Ford Dealership this morning to look for a new truck. I saw an awesome F-350 Crew Cab loaded with all the options that I liked and asked to take it for a test drive. The salesperson (a lady wearing a Hillary For President shirt) sat in the p#$%$enger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its options. She explained that the electric seats were connected to the ventilation system and could be set to direct cool air up your butt in the summer and warm air up your butt in the winter. So I mentioned that this must be a ?TRUMP TRUCK?. She looked at me a bit angry, and asked why I thought it was a TRUMP TRUCK. I told her that if it were a HILLARY TRUCK, the seats would just blow smoke up my #$%$ year round! The two mile walk back to the dealership to pick up my truck was well worth it!