This very formal letter is the perfect response to a dick pic
If you're a woman in 2016 who has used social media at least once in your life, you have received an unwarranted dick pic from a stranger. That's just a fact.
While the typical response is to ignore and block the creepy dude whose body and tiny brain are attached to said dick, Sarah-Louise Jordan went a different route: She responded with a super formal, fancy letter.
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Jordan, a 28-year-old freelance writer from southeast England, originally posted her message on Facebook several months ago.
The letter reads:
"The idea just nudged me in the middle of the night," Jordan wrote to Mashable.
"It's so impolite to send a dick pic, so it struck me as funny to write something which was the complete opposite of that, while still being a bit sassy."
As expected, the dick with a dick did not respond to her lovingly crafted letter.
"He never responded, and I didn't know him before he sent it. I can't imagine what response someone imagines they're going to get by doing that, but he obviously thought it was a good idea," she told Mashable.
Her letter blew up recently when Maelle & Diction tweeted it – although some drama was involved.
I AM CRYING !! This is BY FAR the best response to dick pics I have ever read.
Thank you Sarah-Louise Jordan. pic.twitter.com/wvE7MABMAz— Maelle & Diction (@maellevie) October 23, 2016
"A comedy club had used it to promote an event of theirs without crediting me, and my friends went to the mattresses for me until I got an acknowledgment and my letter was re-uploaded with my name attached," Jordan explained.
"From there, it was shared on Twitter and everything happened at once. It's quite the adventure right now and the people I love are making it even more so."
Dick pic victims, save this letter to your phone for the next time you need it – just make sure you credit Jordan.