Twitter account imagines how Trump would tweet if he was mature
While some people turn to yoga or meditation when they're stressed, Trump heads to Twitter.
The future leader of the free world has had multiple emotional outbursts on the platform as of late. It's discomfiting, for some, to imagine how poor grammar and actual threats will affect America's standing in the world, which is why a new Twitter account, @MatureTrumpTwts, imagines what Trump would tweet like if he was actually, you know, mature.
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Sure, this may be the work of trolls, but it's trolls in the service of the greater good.
Take a look at what would happen if the President-elect was actually . . . presidential.
Our Asian allies play critical role in nuclear non-proliferation & disarmament. I look forward to discussions that advance our shared goal. https://t.co/JubH12TTey
— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) January 3, 2017
Today's Pearl Harbor event proves wounds can heal; that enemies can become friends & that peace can prevail, creating a safer world for all. https://t.co/jRspYQM2ja
— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) December 28, 2016
I look forward to the intel briefing tomorrow - and issuing the report to the media and public asap. Clarity is crucial to our democracy. https://t.co/Zn5mkG3z1Y
— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) January 5, 2017
New year is 3 days away & the inauguration is in 23. It's time to come together, dispense w/ political rhetoric for the good of OUR country. https://t.co/VY7KFo4wWz
— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) December 28, 2016
Happy New Year to all, including my many opponents who fought hard for what they believe. May 2017 bring us unity, peace, harmony and love. https://t.co/WtTDpqcnuU
— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) December 31, 2016
Openness & transparency are critical to my success as POTUS. That's why I'll release my taxes & institute regular press briefings w/Q&A! https://t.co/EupqnNpb7M
— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) December 27, 2016
I will not be commenting about the hacks until I have heard the full intel briefing. It's important to have the facts before weighing in. https://t.co/aHMo0obmaH
— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) January 4, 2017
I will not be commenting about the hacks until I have heard the full intel briefing. It's important to have the facts before weighing in. https://t.co/aHMo0obmaH
— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) January 4, 2017
Instead of stress-tweeting, perhaps the President-elect should consider taking grammar and communications lessons from a random troll account. Or maybe just take up yoga. It'll be a boon to us all.
