Trump-loving dog hilariously rips into liberal snowflakes on 'SNL'

Every dog owner on the planet has imagined this scenario: if my dog could talk, what would it say?

"I like Trump. He's my man," apparently.

In an adorable guest appearance on Saturday Night Live, Max the dog put on a sci-fi helmet and spoke like people. He's more intelligent and well-spoken than most Trump supporters have been portrayed, and he actually articulates some of the fair criticisms the right has leveled at the left.

He also breaks character at one point when he squirms out of the helmet. That's because he's really just a pupper, and not the moon-eyed, Trump-loving monster SNL's sketch envisions.