Tortoise having sex just can't stop saying 'wow'
Wow.
Sometimes even tortoises can't believe they're having sex.
Two Aldabra giant tortoises were recently spotted in the middle of some passionate mating while a third watched (hot, I know). The male must not have been expecting to get so lucky because he happily exclaimed "wow" with every hump.
Unfortunately, things didn't end so well for the wowed tortoise.
"It lasted a few minutes and eventually the turtle on top had been pushed by a third one and been placed on its back," the video description reads.
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