Tiny human's basketball skills are no match for this giant, inflatable tube man

And now, at center — it's 25 feet tall and hails from the used-car dealership down the street: INFLATABLE TUUUUUUUUBE MAAAAN.

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This defensive basketball powerhouse puts on a clinic in this video against this tiny human at the park. Her jump shots are no match for its shot-blocking; this thing has basketball in its genes.

Analysts are already projecting Inflatable Tube Man to be a lottery pick in next year's NBA Draft, though his lack of legs and bone structure will quickly play to his disadvantage in the pros. The refs will be calling him for the 3-seconds in the paint all day.