5 Soccer Flicks to Stream Alone in Your Apartment This Weekend

Alyssa Bereznak
National Correspondent, Technology
June 13, 2014


Each week Yahoo Tech’s Alyssa Bereznak will help you pick the best movies and shows to stream online. 

The 2014 World Cup is upon us, which means you might very well be drunk and screaming at a TV in a pub somewhere. But what, dear soccer fan, do you watch when there are no games on? These wonderful soccercentric films, of course!

La Gran Final

The year is 2002, and the World Cup has run its course, whittling the tournament down to a final match between Brazil and Germany. While people all over the world file into Japan’s stadium to watch the match live, filmmaker Gerardo Olivares imagines the competition from the eyes of more far-flung spectators.

That is, three soccer-loving groups who don’t often find themselves in the company of television sets: a family of Mongolian nomads, the Amazon indians, and the Tuaregs of the Sahara. Each community goes through great lengths to watch the final match and — in the process — demonstrate how precious information can be in the underdeveloped world.

It’ll make you appreciate that TV you’re huddled around in a crowded bar that much more.

Stream it here.


Typically, stories about How Soccer Saved a Boy from the Ghetto are grossly cliché. But Hermano is one of the least annoying offenders, and it’s quite beautifully shot. The film follows two boys who are raised as brothers in the slums. They’re inseparable, especially on the soccer field, where their close connection helps them conquer their opponents. When a talent scout comes to town, their dream of finally making it out of poverty might come true. Unless, that is, their violent neighborhood has anything to do with it.

Stream it here.

Kicking & Screaming

Fun fact: Will Ferrell’s Kicking & Screaming character originated from his Saturday Night Live audition tape. Or, at least, the conceit of a mild-mannered dad who switches to scary control-freak dad. As you might remember, Ferrell’s character seeks revenge against his father, who traded his grandson to a bumbling soccer team. Ferrell takes it upon himself to whip the team into shape and, in the process, finds a new raison d’etre

Though not the best of the Ferrell vault, it does make you long for the days of your youth when everyone would chase the ball around in an indistinguishable clump for two hours.

Stream it here.

Shaolin Soccer

Kung fu + soccer? It’s just as awesome as you might think. This 2004 film has an absurd plot, and the type of soccer they’re playing probably would never fly with FIFA. But who cares when a bunch of dudes are doing awesome tricks with soccer balls? If the girl who shaves her head to play on their team doesn’t charm you, the hip-hop remix of “Kung Fu Fighting” will.

Stream it here.

Bend It Like Beckham

Of course, this list is not complete without a little lady soccer play in the mix. When I recall this 2003 movie, all I can think of is a shirtless Mia Hamm screaming in glory as she led the U.S. team to glory for the 1999 World Cup. 

Four years after that iconic moment, main character Jess Bhamra (Parminder Nagra) must deal with her traditional Indian parents’ constant disapproval of her pastime. Eventually she befriends semipro soccer player Jules (a not-that-famous-yet Keira Knightley), and the two conquer the sports world. Or something.

Look, it’s no bell hooks speech, but it’s funny, and uplifting, and oh so British.

Stream it here.

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